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Two strangers are sitting in adjacent seats in an airplane.

One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will 
go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, 
takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"

The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?"

The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting 
conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and 
a deer all eat the same stuff. But the deer excretes pellets; the cow, 
big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"

The first guy says, "Erhm, I don't know!"

The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're 
qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know shit?"


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[Contributed by Peter]