Life on Tatooine?



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Ever wonder why Middle Eastern Muslim terrorists are so quick 
to volunteer for a suicide mission? Let's just take a closer 
look at their lifestyle...

- No premarital sex
- No Booze. None. Never.
- Sand. @#$%^ sand everywhere!
- No cable TV. No satellite TV. No TV at all!
- No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN. No Hooters!
- No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
- Sand. @#$%^* sand everywhere!
- No organized sports of any kind. That's right - no sports!
- Women are to be completely covered and wear veils.
- No thongs. No Victoria's Secret.
- Very, very few cars.
- Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels!
- Sand. @#$%^* sand everywhere!
- Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish.
- Sandstorms. More @#$%^* sand everywhere! 
- Rags for clothes and hats.
- Camel- & goat-burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips.
- Eating with your right hand only because you wipe your butt 
  with your left.
- Toilet tissue unknown.
- Sand. @#$%^* sand everywhere!
- No Golf. Just sand traps.
- Constant wailing next door. No wait, that's music.
- Oh, and did I mention all that sand?
- And when you die it's supposed to all get better...

No wonder they volunteer for suicide missions!!!


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[Contributed by Peter]