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The German economy was in a real mess. Re-unification was tearing
the country apart, unemployement and taxes reached an all-time high, 
inflation reached an astonishing 1.1%, and the country had run out 
of beer. After much agonizing the Bundestag decides that the only 
person who can pull the country together again is good old Adolf!

After much searching, the Bundesnachrichtendienst (with a little
help from MOSSAD) manages to find the ancient Hitler, living in 
Paraguay. Gerhard Schröder flies over, meets the Führer, explains 
the situation and asks Hitler to come back and sort things out.

"Alright," said Hitler, "but this time... no more Mister Nice Guy!"



"Stoiber oder Schröder, das ist die Wahl zwischen Diktatur oder 
weiter arbeitslos." - comedian Michael Mittermeier



"In the meantime, afternoon visitors to Internet cafes in Berlin 
can continue to expect to see uniformed police officers check to 
see what they have been surfing on the Internet." (Sapa-DPA)






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[Compiled and updated by HMVH]