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 1. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a 
    peeing section in a swimming pool?

 2. So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the 
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make 
    the Tennessee Titans ?

 3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one 
    of them actually ENJOYS it?

 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from 
    Holland called Holes?

 5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

 7. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale 
    bread?

 8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who 
    drives a race car not called a racist?

 9. Why do they call it Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do 
    is introduce yourself "Hi, my name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic."

10. Why does mineral water that has "trickled through the mountains for
    centuries" have a "use by" date ?

11. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

12. If you melt dry ice, can you swim in it without getting wet?

13. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

14. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing 
    in a garage makes you a car.

16. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a 
    mistake when you make it again.

17. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

18. If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead 
    rabbits on the highway?

    [Conversely: If a rabbit's foot is supposed to bring good luck, 
    whatever happened to the rabbit? -Ed.]

19. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 
    50 for Miss America?

20. Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA?


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[Contributed by Peter, Susanna and the Ed.]