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I have been engaged for almost a year and am to be married next month. 

My fiancee's mother is great. She is putting the entire wedding 
together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list 
because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to 
just under a hundred... then she floored me: She said that in a month 
I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to 
have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom, 
saying that I knew where the door was if I wanted to leave.

I just stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that 
I knew how to deal with this situation. I headed out the front door.

There, leaning against my car was her husband. He was smiling. He 
explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would 
be true to their little girl. He congratulated me on passing their 
little test.

I kept it to myself that I thought their "little test" was asinine 
bullshit, since I'm marring their daughter, not them.

I also kept to myself that the reason that I was walking out to my 
car was to get a condom...


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[Submitted by Peter]