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Q: Why did God create women?
A: To carry semen from the bedroom to the bathroom.

Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.

Q: How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, let the bitch cook in the dark!

Q: Why does the bride always wear white?
A: Because you'd want your dishwasher to match the stove and fridge.

Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, she's been told twice already!

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what 
   have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.


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[Submitted by Peter. Duh!]