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Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all 
a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. 

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in 
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be over-reacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty Euros.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that bath robe.


TOP 14 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid Section
People Make Me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly; Men Suck
Pack My Stuff
Permanent Menstrual Syndrome





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[Contributed by Peter]