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Dear Help Desk,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed 
that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting 
modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had 
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. 
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such 
as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as SPORT 5.0 
and CRICKET 3.0. Conversation 8.2 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these 
problems, but to no avail.

Please help!

Desperate



Dear Desperate,

Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, 
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command:
C:\I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 
should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and 
Flowers 7.0. but remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default 
to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very 
bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" WAV sound files.
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. 
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited 
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 
Consider buying additional software to improve performance. 
I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.

Help Desk.


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[Submitted by Peter]