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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling
a tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee,
then we'll put all these Frosties back in the box."
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, slams
a book down and screams at the librarian, "This is the worst book I've
ever read. It has no plot and far too many characters!"
The librarian looks up and calmly remarks:
"So you're the one who took our phone book?
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[Contributed by Peter]
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