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1. No one ever steals your chair.

2. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

4. People stop stealing your pens after they see where you keep them.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

7. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."


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