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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis 
ball, and seeing no-one around that it might belong to, he slipped it 
into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting 
for the lights to change. A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the 
large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming 
with lust.

"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

"Oh," said the blonde sympathetically, "that must be painful. I had 
tennis elbow once."


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