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A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people
mentioned in the will:

"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well
as good, I leave her the house and $2 million."

The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me 
in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the 
business and $1 million."

The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued 
with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well, 
you are wrong. Hi, Dan!"


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