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Two builders - Jakes and Koos - are working at the top of a high rise
building site in Sandton. Jakes turns to Koos and says, "I need to
take a piss but there's nowhere to go."
"Walk out to the end of that plank," replies Koos, "I'll stand on this
end and balance it."
"Are you sure, Koos?"
"Ja, it's ollraait, organised."
So out goes Jakes to take a piss but before he's finished the lunch
siren sounds. Koos forgets what he's supposed to be doing and steps off
the plank.
Jakes, of course, is a goner.
Several months later an Australian, a Frenchman and a South African
are sitting in a bar discussing which of their respective nations chase
women the hardest.
Wazza the Aussie says, "Mate, I've been known to miss a piss-up session
down at the pub with me mates trying to crack on the Sheilas!"
Pierre the Frenchman says, "Non, non, non! We French chase ze women
weeth much zest and geev to zem gifts of love like champagne to ween
zeir affection. Eet eez us for sure!"
Meanwhile Mark the South African sits laughing and says, "No-no, you
okes are both wrong. The other day I was walking past this building
site at home, following these two gorgeous-looking birds and this
guy came plummeting from the sky with his dick in his hand,
screaming 'POOOOOOOEESSSS!'"
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[Submitted by Senior]
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