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Gatiep and Frankie were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and 
appeared in the magistrate's court before the judge on Friday.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you 
a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend 
and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up 
drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday."

On Monday the two guys were back in court, and the judge said to 
Frankie, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, Your Honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever".

"17 people? That's wonderful! What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, Your Honour. I drew two circles like this: O and o... 
and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and 
this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable!" said the judge.

To Gatiep the judge said, "And you, how did you do?"

"Well, Your Honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar approach. I drew two circles: o and O and then 
I said (pointing' to the small circle) "this is your asshole before 
going to prison..."


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[Submitted by Tom]