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In the middle of an international gynecology conference,
an English and a French gynecologist are discussing various
cases they've recently treated.

French Gynecologist: "Only last week, zer was a woman 'ooh
came to see me, and 'er cleetoris - eet was like a melon."

English Gynecologist: "Don't be absurd, it couldn't have been
that big, my good man, she wouldn't have been able to walk if
it was."

French Gynecologist : "Aaah, you eenglish, zare you go again,
always talkeeng about ze size... I was talkeeng about ze flavour."


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