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A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
   attacks than the British or Americans.

B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also
   suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
   heart attacks than the British or Americans.

D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine, and also
   suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans

   Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like.

   It's speaking English that kills you.


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[Contributed by Stephen]