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A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she's going 
home for Roshashanna.

"Oh," the Catholic girl says. "That's the holiday when you light the 
eight candles, right?"

"No," the Jewish girl replies. "That's Hannukah."

"Oh, right," the Catholic girl says. "Roshashanna is the holiday when 
you eat the unlevened bread?"

"No," the Jewish girl replies. "That's Passover. Roshashanna is the 
holiday when we blow the shofar."

"See," the Catholic Girl says. "That's what I like about you Jews... 
you're so good to the help."


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