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After the successful American bombing campaign in Afghanistan, there 
have been proposals put forward to rename a number of towns and cities 
in the country. 

Locals have been asked to voice their opinions and have come up with 
some of the following suggestions:

  Wherz-Myroof
  Mykamel-Izded
  Oshit-Disisabad
  Waddi-El-Izgowinon
  Pleex-Ztopdishit
  Kiss-Yerass-Goodbi
  Ikantstan-Disnomore
  Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
  Imma-Dedshmuck


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