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Federal Aviation Administration
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591


Dear Sirs:


I believe I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked
women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with
strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing a naked woman, and of course, everyone in this country
would start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would
have record sales. Now why didn't Mr. Bush think of this?


Sincerely,


William Jefferson Clinton III


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