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- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's 
  just too icky.
- Wrinkles add character.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice 
  anything different?"
- One mood, ALL the time.
- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
- You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking, 
  "He must be mad at me."
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, 
  in 45 minutes.


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