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- You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
- You can trade a .44 for two .22's.
- You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
- If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed
  and let you try a few rounds with it.
- Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
- Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
- A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
- Handguns function normally every day of the month.
- A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
- A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
- You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without 
  having problems.
- You can keep a hand gun locked up and you'll both feel better about it.


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