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With a BB-gun in one hand, and the other covering one eye, run into the
house screaming at the top of your lungs, "MY EYE! MY EYE!"

Paint streaks in your underwear with chocolate pudding before throwing
them in the laundry hamper.

Put red lipstick on, and kiss your dad's shirt collars.

When company asks you what you want to be when you grow up tell them 
you want to be a porno star.

Go to your mom's work and ask her co-workers for 25 bucks to buy
some crack.

When your mom asks you to take out the garbage, thrust your arm out
and yell, "Heil Hitler!"

Wear a crash helmet whenever you drive in the car with her.

When her bridge club friends come over, greet them by humping their legs.


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