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A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. 

Before too long, a cop pulled him over.

The policeman walked up to the man and asked, "Have you been drinking, 
sir?"

"Why? Was I weaving all over the road?"

"No," replied the policeman, "you were driving splendidly. It was the 
really ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away."


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