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Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 
quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out
on the balcony and get him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into 
operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. 

"Matt's riding a new bike, and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. 

"How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.


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