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 1. Women wear high heels to bed.

 2. Men are never impotent.

 3. When going down on a woman, ten seconds is more than satisfactory.

 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not
    scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with
    sperm.

 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

 8. Women always orgasm when men do.

 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar
    solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
    half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there are two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl
    isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the
    bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you 
    if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by
    giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patients cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,
    she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to
    remind her to "suck it".

26. Assholes are always clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all
    parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's
    trousers and find a cock in there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand
    firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other 
    proudly on his hip...


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