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Angry Dragon

* Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the 
  back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up 
  she'll look like an angry dragon.

Cum-guzzling, Sperm-burping Bitch

* The once in a lifetime act when blowing a hot steamy load down the 
  back of the girl's throat, proceed to give her a large cold bottle of 
  your most favourite carbonated drink and make her guzzle it down. 
  Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the 'Cum-
  guzzling, Sperm-burping effect'.

Donkey Punch

* Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick 
  your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The 
  blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will 
  constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when 
  you ejaculate.

Flaming Amazon

* This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing 
  some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly 
  grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then... extinguish 
  the flames with your jizz!

The Flying Camel

* A personal favourite. As she is lying on her back and you are 
  hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and 
  prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still 
  inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out 
  a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move.

The Screwnicorn

* When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go 
  at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

The Woody Woodpecker

* When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead.

The Zombie Mask

* While getting head from your favourite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel 
  whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those 
  "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're 
  ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both 
  eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect 
  as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning 
  like the walking dead.


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